Better Part of Valor

Widow Maker No More

Some things are dangerous enough that they are best not messed with, even by professionals. This tree had died and I started to cut it down last year. But, it proved to not want to come down easily. Given it’s significant potential as a widow maker with large dead branches high up I decided that the discretion was the better part of valor and left the job to the wind. No need to be part of the death scene – I’m a patient man.

A Long View of Death

She blew in this winter and cleared out the dead wood without making me part of that project. I appreciate all the help that Mother Nature will lend me if all I do is wait.

You might worry about something like this being out there but the woods are filled with widow makers. The time the tree is most likely to come down is during a storm when everyone’s hunkered down far away in this case. There are exceptions. Once I was walking on one of our logging trails up below the waterline road to the sap house when I heard a loud crack. A tall thick tree had snapped off about 30′ up. No apparent reason. It was a little windy but not bad. I watched it slowly drop downward, gathering speed and momentum until the sheared off stalk stabbed into the ground, planting itself. This was particularly amazing as the tree didn’t appear to be dead and still had a full crown that was about 80′ tall, before it snapped off. The result was a 30′ tall stump and a 50′ “short” tree. The crown branches were tangled enough and the based deeply planted so it stayed upright. A tree that big weighs a couple of tons. I’m glad I was about 100′ away when that one dropped. I seem to have a good streak of luck going…

So this raises the question, Punk, is it better to be good or to be lucky…?

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3 Responses to Better Part of Valor

  1. Ryan says:

    Our club manages mountain bike trails through the local park. As a part of trail maintenance I look for widow makers, they scare me, and in a public trails leaving them scares me. Odd thing is we have had more people go to the hospital for getting little whippy twigs in the eye, good thing is those are easier to take care of.

    • Aye, they’re scary. That’s why I take them down when I can. This particular one in the photo I had started to take down and it shifted. I decided not to press my luck less I be pressed on the spot.

      • Farmerbob1 says:

        Widowmakers are ugly. Here’s an idea similar to what I used as a kid in our back yard. Get a bow and arrow and mount a fishing reel on it. Shoot arrows from a safe distance through the branches of the widowmaker, dragging fishing line behind the arrow.

        Then, use the fishing line to pull twine through the branches, followed by using the twine to pull heavy rope.

        Finally, from a couple hundred feet away, pull the heavy rope with the tractor. The bow method will allow you to take down widowmakers and never get anywhere near them.

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