From the FDA website:
FARM RAISED FOOD TO BE DISCONTINUED AND
REPLACED WITH SAFER LAB PRODUCED PILLS
Recommendation to Discontinue
all farming, cooking and distribution
of food immediately.
AUDIENCE: Consumer, Agriculture, Restaurant, Retail
ABSTRACT: Following implementation of the Food Safety Modernization Act which will ban cropping and the feeding of pre-consumer food wastes to livestock and stop the practices of composting food wastes the FDA has taken the next step by eliminating farming and food production altogether. Once this operational change is implemented all food will be synthesized safely in the industrial settings to control for disease. See FDA press release at attached link.
ISSUE: FDA is recommending cease eating food and switch to federally approved Public Ingestion Lipid Lozenge (PILL) feed units which will be produced under controlled laboratory and factory conditions to ensure all possible disease outcomes.
Farms growing food will have three months to comply in order to exhaust existing planted and livestock inventories.
Restaurants and retailers will have one additional month to sell any remaining natural foods left in the retail channel.
BACKGROUND: In January 2013 FDA asked manufacturers of processed food to begin investigating replacement of all natural ingredients with safer synthetic versions manufactured in controlled industrial settings. Further research led to a clear consensus that all human feed stuffs could be fabricated under government controls using principles originally developed at Pill’s Bury for NASA’s space program so as to meet the requirements of the Food Safety Modernization Act while also reducing the raw ingredients costs for manufacturers.
Following a public comment period from on February 29th of this year new federal rules were promulgated for the implementation of the full Food Safety and Modernization Act (FSMA).
RECOMMENDATION: FDA recommends that all food processors immediately begin the change over from natural to synthetic ingredients ahead of the scheduled shutdown of the USDA agricultural units also known as farms.
COMPENSATION: Farmers who make the transition before the deadline will be compensated with a T-1% loan against remaining inventory and coordinated with regional real estate developers for maximizing the economic value of their farm land divisions.
Farmers, food processors and restaurants are encouraged to report incidences of continued planting of crops and breeding of livestock to:
- Complete and submit a online report;
- Downloadable form or;
- Call the Funky Duck Agency (FDA) to request a reporting form, then complete and return notarized form in triplicate using blue ink and a copy of your birth certificate and drivers license along with a required submission fee to the address on the pre-addressed form. Please allow eight weeks for processing.
[04/01/2014 – FDA Statement]