VT Police Get Tips in Grandmother Killing

Chicks starting to feather

The headline in the recent local paper read:

“VT Police Get Tips in Grandmother Killing”

Shocking! So now they need a standard operating procedure for killing grandmothers? I guess they wanted to make sure it was done right. Or perhaps the newspaper editors were having a bit of fun writing their headlines.

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Tiny Cottage: 70°F/67°F

Daily Spark: My wife, our elder son and I all voted. 10% of our town voted. That means we got to make the decisions for 30 people! I want to take a moment to thank all those people for not voting so I can decide their future. Vote or I’ll vote for you!