Weapons Armed and Ready

I got a Fujitsu ScanSnap scanner. It works very well, scans both sides of a page, multiple sheets and helps me with my goal of minimizing paper in the new tiny cottage. In the install software they have the above warnings not to use the scanner in connection with:

  • Nuclear power facility control,
  • airplane control,
  • air traffic control,
  • mass transport operation control,
  • life support, and
  • weapons launching control.

Shucks. There goes my plans for world domination via my scanner…

Thursday Outdoors: 10°F/-19°F Mostly Sunny
Farm House: 57°F/52°F
Tiny Cottage: 55°F/52°F

Friday Outdoors: 18°F/-10°F Sunny
Farm House: 52°F/31°F Dogs left kitchen door open all night
Tiny Cottage: 55°F/45°F

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4 Responses to Weapons Armed and Ready

  1. farmwife says:

    “mass transport operation control”

    So hey, no using it moving pigs from field to field either….

  2. Lisa says:

    Oh darn! I know how this disappoints you! I was planning world domination myself with my new waffle maker, but you scanner would be much faster and more efficient! Although… my waffle maker does both sides at once too!

  3. karl says:

    primary food sources control?

    does that include ocr capability?

    seeds should arrive today.

  4. Yes, as a matter of fact, the scanner does have OCR which works pretty well. I was thinking it could read my incoming mail, including the addresses, so as to properly determine who and where when doing the Weapons Control. :)

    I’ll keep my eyes out for seeds. Thanks!

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