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Interesting GMO News Blip

Vermont Company Buys Monsonto Herbicide & GMO Seed Maker Jun 2, 8:57 AM (ET) By A. CORNEWALL for AQ News MONTPELIER, VERMONT – This morning SMF Corp announced it’s successful buyout of Monsonto Industries. The closely held Vermont family company … Continue reading

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Yeti Again

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Fake Yeti at Agway The local Agway Farm Store has a “Yeti” out front for a publicity stunt. Obviously, although he might be a celebrity, he is a fake Yeti. I pointed this out to Ingrid who works at the … Continue reading

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Apple Watch

On Sale starting today! Apple Watch – Too expensive to have on a farmer’s wrist. “Do not get me one for my birthday,” I said to my wife. “No problem,” she replied. Pear Watch – I don’t need two of … Continue reading

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April Showers

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Mother is a Jokester Yesterday’s April First is a bit of a tradition around here. Even Mother Nature likes to get in on the act. Yes, we got snow and I know some of you got crocuses and have some … Continue reading

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iMWatchingU

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Embedded iWatch 2nd Gen You might remember the Apple pPods the members of our family got installed a few years ago. It’s been a real boon to communications both on the farm and over the internet so I can answer … Continue reading

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Vice Squad

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Bad Aim Smoking is an interesting vice. It seems that a percentage of the smoking population thinks the world is their ash can. If an ash can is provided they might aim in its general direction but I use the … Continue reading

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The Under Pants Exposed

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The Under Pants Exposed One must hope that the town government of Stowe, Vermont has a sense of humor and did not miss the joke when they posted these two banners over the main road…

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FDA Bans Farming

From the FDA website: FARM RAISED FOOD TO BE DISCONTINUED AND REPLACED WITH SAFER LAB PRODUCED PILLS FDA Statement: Recommendation to Discontinue all farming, cooking and distribution of food immediately. AUDIENCE: Consumer, Agriculture, Restaurant, Retail

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Ground Hog Day

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Ground Hog The real deal…

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Yeti Double Decker Bus

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Another Blurry Photo of the Famed Double Decker Bus Like the Yeti, Big Foot and Lock Ness Monster I just can’t seem to get a good photo of this critter. We spotted it the other day in the rear view … Continue reading

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