Apple Watch – Too expensive to have on a farmer’s wrist. “Do not get me one for my birthday,” I said to my wife. “No problem,” she replied.
Pear Watch – I don’t need two of them either.
Watermelon Watch – Weighs 10 lbs, waterproof and a lot cheaper. Interferes with throwing bales and can cause tendonitis but is good for upper body workouts.
Clementine Watch – A light weight, cheap ripoff of the Orange Watch, smells just as good and keeps the same time.
Orange Watch – Or not.
Corn Watch – Only sold in the mid-west since all GMO Corn Watches tell the exact same time and are accurate twice a day.
Wheat Watch – Non-GMO except for those few exceptions that got out in the wild.
Soy Watch – Not the real thing. Doesn’t taste like the real thing. Doesn’t keep time.
Coke Watch – It’s the real thing. Just make sure you get the right one and not the left one.
Outdoors: 44°F/34°F 3″ Snow
Tiny Cottage: 66°F/62°F
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