This is Saddle Pig, sister of Big Pig and Little Pig. She’s the middle pig and you know what the middle child is like. Friendly, good and not getting enough attention because she is eclipsed on both ends. Just kidding. Sort of, actually Saddle Pig is very long – she’s going for that extra rib theory of genetic improvement. The reason she is named Saddle Pig is that she has a birth mark on her back that looks like, well, a saddle.
In this photo she had lost a fair bit of weight, maybe 100 lbs, bringing her down from her heft 750 lbs. There are people who would pay dearly for her trick. Today I present you with Saddle Pig’s Secret Weight Loss program!
It is really quite simple. First she had a ten piglets. That right there will drop your weight by a good 50 lbs overnight. By morning you’ll be fitting in clothes you were going to take to the Salvation Army! Doesn’t it feel good to knock down a half dozen dress sizes all in one fell swoop!
Stage II: Nurse those piglets for a month. Now, admittedly this is a period when you may actually appear a little bigger due to your increased bust size but don’t look at that as a problem – feature it! Most women only dream of gaining six cup sizes in a week! The best part is you’ll continue to lose weight in the back, shoulders, thighs and hips. By the end of the month your fourteen breasts will be huge while your hips and thighs will be back to their svelte teen size! That ol’boar is going to be looking at you with a gleam in his eye!
There you have it – Saddle Pig’s Secret Weight Loss Program and All Natural Bust Enhancement Technique. Best part of it is you get to lie around most of the day, in a bed of hay, eating cheese bonbons. Of course, please do ignore the farmer who will sell your children.
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